Saturday, December 27, 2008

Joke of the Day

Ms Marvi Memon is a Pakistan Muslim League Member of the National Assembly, with a blog. It has some interesting spots, e.g., this report of her talk with Senator John Kerry.

Of course, some people are trying and succeeding in pulling her leg. Remember that comments on her blog are moderated.

Here is the most ridiculous comment to pass her filter:
# smartypants Says:
December 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Dear Ms.Marvi,

Pakistan is blessed to have sincere and dedicated people who are tolerant to all religions. You need to use your blogs to publicize that how we in Pakistan treat our minorities, especially the Hindus. Most of the hindus in our society keep the bathrooms, toilets and streets clean for us and we muslims are very kind and give them our left over food instead of throwing it to dogs.

Let me give you a real life example. There was a stray Hindu family near my house in Pindi. The family consisted of a husband, a wife and 2 young girls. They didn’t have any house or proper clothes and were completely illiterate. My neighbour and I decided to remove the misery out of that family in line with our islamic principles. my neighbour decided to marry the Hindu mother and gave away the 2 children to his 70 year old uncle.

I don’t understand it, but the hindu father became so violent and started to curse and shout at us, spoiling the peace and quiet in the neighbourhood. We need to call the religious police to take him away.

At least the whole Hindu family is properly sheltered now and don’t have to scrape for food.

These generous nature is what Keeps Pakistan afloat and differentiates Islam from other religion.

1 comment:

R said...

Very funny!