Governor Pfaughlin

 America can be proud of its Governor of Alaska, for standing up for her principles.  Her state has an epidemic of sexual crimes, and she wants victims to pay for their own rape forensic kits, because those kits include emergency contraception; and in her belief, that is tantamount to abortion.  I say a proud nation should keep her as a one-term (hopefully impeached mid-term) governor of its remotest state.  At least quarantine the mainland.

PS: also read this.