New Theory of Mumbai Blasts

On Geo TV, Ikram "Paagal" Sehgal opined that India blew up 200 of its own citizens in Mumbai trains, so that it could raise the issue of terrorist-state Pakistan in the G8 conference. Only, thanks to Hamas and Hezbollah, India was upstaged by the Middle East, and India's nefarious designs were thwarted.

Well, I suppose at least India remains socialist enough to blow up first-class railway carriages for this great national cause.